12 self-paced modules. watch, vibe, repeat. go at ur own (legendary) speed.
MODULE 01
VIBES 101
Unlearn everything. Replace "knowing things" with "vibing correctly."
Manifesting your first feature
The art of the confident guess
Lab: ship before you read
4 LESSONS ยท 42 MIN
MODULE 02
SUMMONING THE UNICORN ๐ฆ
Prompt the AI unicorn so it writes the code while you eat snacks.
Whispering to the unicorn
Copy-paste as a career
Lab: 10x without trying
6 LESSONS ยท 58 MIN
MODULE 03
SNACK-DRIVEN ARCHITECTURE
Doritos + Mtn Dew pipelines. Deploy on Friday with false confidence.
Macros are a myth
Caffeine as a runtime
Lab: ship & snack
5 LESSONS ยท 51 MIN
MODULES 04โ12
ASCENSION PROTOCOL
The 4-key keyboard, merge-conflict intimidation, and the final boss: touching grass (optional).
Why merge conflicts now fear YOU
The 4-key challenge
Capstone: become legend
54 LESSONS ยท 6.9 HRS
YOUR PROGRESS: 7% (u looked at this page, that counts)
โญ LOVED BY LEGENDS
โ โ โ โ โ 4.20 / 5 (1,337 students enrolled)
"I finished the course at 2am and by 2:01am I was a senior engineer. My cat respects me now."โ xX_DarkLord_Xx, allegedly a CTO
"Used to fear merge conflicts. Now merge conflicts fear me. Module 7 changed my life. ๐ฆ"โ Brenda, ex-NPC
"It's giving genius. It's giving lifetime access. It's giving no regrets."โ a guy with sunglasses indoors
โ AS DEFINITELY SEEN IN โ TECHKRUNCH โข HACKER NUWS โข THE WALL STREET GAMER โข MOM'S FRIDGE
๐ธ PLANS @ LAUNCH
final pricing TBD โ waitlisters get first dibs (and probably a discount). no refunds (we don't know how).
AUDIT
$0
1 (one) brain cell
Module 1 preview only
Comic Sans license
Reads Stack Overflow
FULL COURSE
$13.37/mo
All 12 modules + 69 lessons
Personal unicorn ๐ฆ
Doritos delivered hourly
Certificate of vibes*
GIGACHAD COHORT
$9,999
Everything, twice
1:1 unicorn mentorship
We name a planet after u
The unicorn moves in
โ FREQUENTLY SCREAMED Q's
Is this course real?
Define "real." The greatness is real. The unicorn is emotionally real. Your credit card statement will be very real.
How long does the course take?
It's self-paced. Could be 6.9 hours, could be your whole life. Time is a vibe.
Do I need to know how to code?
No. That's the whole point. We replaced "knowing things" with "vibing correctly."
Do I get a certificate?
Yes*. *It's a .png of a unicorn that says GREATEST. It is not accredited by anyone, anywhere.
When does the course actually start?
SOONโข. Exact date is still a vibe โ that's literally why there's a waitlist. Join it and you'll be the first to know.
Does the waitlist cost anything?
No. It's free. You're just raising your hand so we can email you when enrollment opens. No card, no commitment.
๐ฆ JOIN THE WAITLIST
the course drops SOONโข. drop ur email & be the FIRST to know when it starts. NPCs hate this one trick.
๐ฆ๐
GG! U R ON THE LIST
we'll ping u the second it starts.
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๐ Okay, in normal words:
Yes โ this is a real course. It's a beginner-friendly vibe-coding course: it teaches you how to build real software using AI tools, even if you've never coded before.
The wild unicorn styling is just for fun โ the actual course underneath is genuine. (The exact prices, review quotes and unicorn extras on this page are playful; the learning is real.)
You'll go from total beginner to confidently building and shipping your own projects with AI, step by step, at your own pace.
It hasn't launched yet โ so right now you can join the waitlist to get an email the moment it starts. Scroll up to add your name, or learn more at vibeveilig.nl.